Not all bellies are made for belly shirts.
Don't do VIP. Part of the experience is being apart of the crowd. Not apart from it.
Unless you're taking pics/video; put down your phone.
If you answer a non emergency phone call, the person on the other end should reach through the phone and throat punch you because there's no way either of you hears any part of the conversation.
If you're wearing ear plugs -why are you here?
Don't pass out. Sadly, this must be stated.
If you're wearing jeans and/or a dress shirt - you're trying WAY too hard.
Just because you can get it on doesn't mean it fits. Know your limits.
On women - the less body hair; the better. I'm told its the opposite on men.
However, apparently, the more facial hair; the better. This does not apply to women.
You're a hipster. We get it. No need to beat us over the head with it. And I don't think there's a prize for the "biggest hipster at the music festival". Although I could easily be wrong.
Wear whatever you want.
Do whatever you want.
Have fun at all costs.
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